Wigan Labour Councillors spent £3000 on wooden ornaments

The champagne socialists on Wigan Council have put their heads together to try and work out a plan to keep us oiks happy.

Noticing that we are a bit glum about getting hammered in this economic climate with the price of everything going up but our pay packets, they have got their heads together over a glass of bubbly and racked their brains on what to do:

Fill in a few pot holes?  NO

Give a OAP care home a lick of paint?  NO.

Sell a few million shares in the airport?  NO

Spend 3 grand on wooden sculptures that will be ideal bonfire material come the 5th Nov YES!

The same Wigan Labour party that shuts care homes because they can't afford to maintain them....